1.20.2005
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Sweet. I can totally add sweet titles now. I I wanted to add like "This post must be read" I totally can, totally. ...
So I decided to start a little project. It's called "People You Might Find In Your Neighborhood" to try and draw attention back to my awesome blog 2000 from the future. I also wrote a country song. So here are some people you might find in a neighborhood near you.
Homie
Accountant
Well theres a couple people for you people. And now, A country song! Make up your own tune, I may or may not write a song to go with it, but since I don't play for a country band I probably won't.
+==-Redneck Country-==+
Well, my truck dun left me
and my dog broke down
and my girlfriend ran away
Im jsut sittin here
cryin in my beer
and I'm too drunk to know the way
I can't see three feet in front
and even less in the back
but tonight I ain't goin gay
All I know is that my truck dun left me
and my dog broke down
and my girl, she ran away
now I'm sittin in this dank lil bar
drinkin' my problems away
And I know I have my problems mixed up
but I really don't care without my pickup truck
my bitch was loyal and my dog was too
but now they're all memories that gotta be drowned with booze
cause my truck dun left me
and my dog broke down
and my girlfriend ran away
I'm jsut sittin here
cryin' in my beer
and I'm too drunk to know the way
Bartender: Sal?
Sal: yea bartend?
Bartender: You went home to the right trailer lastnight right?
Sal: Yea, 231 Trailerway!
Bartender: Well I thought you lived at 233 trailerway.
Sal: ...
Bartender: You better get home to your truck, woman and dog!
Well I hope you all enjoyed this post. I know I have an iffy over it. Perhaps some of my best work to date. if youdecide to steal it, credit me or I'll sue your face. It's all copywritten MUAH HAHAHAH! I mean, thank you and good day! Roberk removing self.
So I decided to start a little project. It's called "People You Might Find In Your Neighborhood" to try and draw attention back to my awesome blog 2000 from the future. I also wrote a country song. So here are some people you might find in a neighborhood near you.
Homie
Accountant
Well theres a couple people for you people. And now, A country song! Make up your own tune, I may or may not write a song to go with it, but since I don't play for a country band I probably won't.
+==-Redneck Country-==+
Well, my truck dun left me
and my dog broke down
and my girlfriend ran away
Im jsut sittin here
cryin in my beer
and I'm too drunk to know the way
I can't see three feet in front
and even less in the back
but tonight I ain't goin gay
All I know is that my truck dun left me
and my dog broke down
and my girl, she ran away
now I'm sittin in this dank lil bar
drinkin' my problems away
And I know I have my problems mixed up
but I really don't care without my pickup truck
my bitch was loyal and my dog was too
but now they're all memories that gotta be drowned with booze
cause my truck dun left me
and my dog broke down
and my girlfriend ran away
I'm jsut sittin here
cryin' in my beer
and I'm too drunk to know the way
Bartender: Sal?
Sal: yea bartend?
Bartender: You went home to the right trailer lastnight right?
Sal: Yea, 231 Trailerway!
Bartender: Well I thought you lived at 233 trailerway.
Sal: ...
Bartender: You better get home to your truck, woman and dog!
Well I hope you all enjoyed this post. I know I have an iffy over it. Perhaps some of my best work to date. if youdecide to steal it, credit me or I'll sue your face. It's all copywritten MUAH HAHAHAH! I mean, thank you and good day! Roberk removing self.
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