The Log of Roberk Knoweluv

well, it looks like i'm Roberk, and since you aren't I have to give you what you want. Crap to look at when you're bored. So I got to thinking. What does the Roberkian public want to see? And I realized it was:

more Hulk Hogan,





more Carl Winslow,





not to be confused with Cal Winslow,



or Al Winslow,



And Especially Mr. T.





Fast Fact'd!: Hulk Hogan actually TEAMED UP with Mr. T (or the T man as I called him when we were buddies in teh 'Nam) to kill Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff.

So I've been going night time exckursitions to the rabid underbelly that is Hogofogo, Mogo Schogo, and I realized I can get alot of thoughts put to paper. Basically what I want to introduce too you is the concept of other Dimensions. They do exist, and you'll find out why.

To put it in perspective, think about our dimension. Our knowledge base and the evolution goes back to the dawn of time. Ever since the moment a random bunch or particles collided to begin to create a universe. Actually, for the time restrictions I'm going to have to get you to focus more on our galaxy. As humans you do it anyway, but saying that is like saying zorgaxians do flagerchistle flopiananiously. HAHA I crack myself up.

So you have a baby galaxy that grows over time creating many dimensions. I hope you're still with me cause it gets more complicated...

=-Continuing Dream-=
=-The First Age-=

Our story begins on Orath. The dimensional equal to earth. There are slight differences however. Like our big bang that created the galaxy as we know it, it had a bang of it's own.

As you can see here, we have a ripe, young galaxy in some universe, connected to the solarverse. Much like your earth is.



Much like the random configurations of particles that collide to create universi, and lifeverses, this caused the infamous little bang. There was a bizarre side effect to the little bang.



Though the evolutionary rate was very slow on Earth, Orath as a dimensional counterpart grew rapidly, and the galaxy was filled with life in a small period of time. As races flourished and wars were fought on orath,small plants and bacteria simply began to appear on Earth.

During the first age of the Guilty Flag galaxy, there was a big problem with space bandits and space pirates that had bases in the outer rim of planets. Your pluto was the home of the Superpire. Vornot the Ender was the lord of the galaxy, and only one hero was strong enough to fight his will.


=-Nornot The Defender-=

Notnot battled across all of the planets for the galactic policia, also known as the Defenders, nearly defeating intergalactic terrorism for the Defenders and would bring peace to the galaxy. This was foiled, however, and as you see here Nornot was seduced to the dark end of the Galaxy.



After this, all heck broke to the loose, and eventually the darkness spread to Orath.


That pretty much sums up the First Age in the Continuing Dream Saga. The second age is also pretty epic, as is the rest of the story. So stay tuned for more of that. Since I, Roberk, can see and know all I'll probably tell some of the side stories of Nornot's epic saga so stay tuned for that too.

=-Ant Attack-=
I just fought an Ant
It appeared on my pant
with my pen I deflected
picked it up and recolected
is what it did while it thought
came back and tried to start
but I put the pen down
and it turned the other round now

When the Hell did this happen???




Thats some golden for ya. I'm gonna go collaberate with Jimmy Hendrix and Jim Morrison on some new rock idea that Barry White wants to do. Personally I think it can work, but it has to be done right. I'm Roberk, have a good one.